What I must remember when in Senior school By Jak

So, on Wednesday I left primary school forever 🙁  I THINK  i’m ready for the change, but there are still some things that I definitely, absolutely cannot do! For example….

  • I can’t sing ” 64, 64, 64 zoo lane!” when the answer is 64 in a maths lesson.
  • I can’t say the word playground. Wait, if its not a “playground” what is it?? Do we even play in secondary school?! Is it a “hanging-around-ground” ?! Oh god I’m confused…
  • English is NOT a time to doodle at the back of the class.
  • Detention exists so no giving your best friend a dead arm, well not in front of teachers anyway 🙂
  • I have to buy my own lunch?! What kind of torture is this?!
  • To do list:
  •                      Homework
  •                      Homework
  •                      More Homework
  •                      Fifa
  •                      Some more homework
  •                      Sleep
  •                      Homework
  • I cant blow up  my homework in science.
  • I cant blame my little brother for eating my homework (even if he did).
  • I must say goodbye to my uber cool lego pack lunch box, and say hello to tin foil! DAMN THAT!
  • I’m not allowed to wear shorts to school 🙁
  • Nobody will care about how many kills I got in League of Legends last night.
  • I cannot cry for my mum when i fall over as my mum is no longer in my school
  • I must not call my teachers Mr and Mrs/Miss…. they are now known as Sir and Ma’am
  • No one will want to talk Pokemon and danga 🙁
  • I must get used to that fact that form time is when i get to talk to my form tutor and NOT time to play lego and do puzzles!
  • And lastly, I KNOW NOBODY THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any way, I hope you enjoyed my list of what will change in secondary school!

Jak…

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